Sliprellas

While I was waiting for the white man to blink and the bird to chirp to get the the bus stop, I realized I was wearing my rainbows. I didn't want to walk back because my apartment was too far AND I was going to be late for class.

I lie.

My apartment was less than a block away from the crosswalk and I was going to school early. I was just lazy to walk back and it was not raining at that time (no real motivation to walk back).

As I was sitting on the bus, I checked to see if anyone else was wearing slippers/sandals and NO ONE did. I was walking towards the library and noticed that EVERYONE was wearing closed toed shoes (except one guy, what a dummy -____-). Uh-oh. "I'll just walk very carefully so that my feet don't get wet. Hopefully, it doesn't rain."

I went into Geisel and was doing homework on the computers (yeah right, I was using the internet. FACEBOOK! BLOGSPOT! EMAIL! Xanga?). And when I exited the library to go to my class on top of the hill, the sun was out!! But it was covered by the heavy clouds and blocked by the massive rain. Good thing I had my umbrella. Bad thing I did not have my shoes.

The next time it rains, I am going to wear shoes. But my shoes are going to get all wet. So, I will invent Sliprellas! Shoerellas!! Cruelas!! You better not steal my idea. It is being patented as you read. But I do not think people will buy it for it is too advance.

I will just invest in some nice rain boots. Or just continue to wear my rainbows.




Dude, I just googled "umbrella feet" and this was the first image...



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