FOB

I really don't like writing about what's going on in my head, maybe because there's nothing interesting going on in there.

I'd rather tell stories--fun, interesting, exciting stories!!

But, sadly, I have no stories for you today.

Sorry.

Perfect timing...This guy next to me just asked if this year was a leap year.

Who asks that?

He was probably a fob.

(BTW, I hate fob girls who come and steal my friend. Yeah I'm talking about you, Woongshik!)

I taught my dad the word "FOB" the other day. He uses it freely now. I never want to teach him anything.

Every time I see him, he salutes me and says, "Nothing, ma'am." Why? Because when he asked me what people say when they salute, I told him "nothing" because I didn't want him to salute me or anything. What have I done. I'd rather he do it properly, and I taught him the right way. But I guess it's more fun when he says "nothing."