My First Day of Lent

Lent was 2 days ago but I'm starting today.

I am going to fast posting my blobs. I am still going to write them, but just not post them until Easter.


Maybe I should post this blob so you all know what I'm doing.




Jean - If we both fast our blobs then no one will have anything to read.






HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAH I tried using Tumlbr right now as a loophole but it's so confusing!!! God's going to punish me!!

Ugh...I feel dirty looking at my Tumblr post.

Right when I posted a tumb, I realized what a sick person I am.

Philip Flop

I'm sitting behind Philip right now (at CCM) and am tempted to cut his long luscious hair. Every time I see him, I tell him to cut that shiz off.

I remember one time, Tina and I came back with Phil to SD from DB (DB!) our freshman year. Right when we exited the freeway, Phil remembered he forgot something at home.

Phil - Oh shoot, I left my brush at home.
You - Aw, he left his tooth brush at home.
NO! He left his hair brush at home!
Tina - You can borrow mine.
Phil - Oh, really??
Tina - Yeah, just give it back to me at the end of the week.
Phil - Oh, thanks so much, Tina.

Oh Philip Flop!

A couple of years ago, I asked him how long it took to get his hair ready. He said 30 minutes. Or that's what I remember. I'll ask him once CCM is over.

I'm writing this down because lately, I can't remember any exciting/interesting things that occurred in my day.
"Maybe nothing interesting/exciting happened," you say.
NO!! You're wrong. Every day for the past 2 weeks I remember saying "Oh! I have to blob about this later tonight when I get access to the internet." But once I get to a computer, I forget what I wanted to blob about. Maybe I"ll carry a fanny pack and keep pens and notecards in there.

Jeanne told me that Robin Durden once tried bringing back fanny packs. But it never caught on.

Who wants to buy me a fanny pack?

Remember those emergency packs during elementary school? Those things were heavy and I never used them. I wonder if I really could have survived a disaster at the age of 7 with my emergency fanny pack.

This blob seems to go on and on so I'll stop here.

But really I hope something exciting/funny happens tomorrow so you could laugh with me.






CCM just ended and I asked Phil how long it takes to do his hair.
Phil - 10 minutes.
Me - Didn't it used to take you 30 minutes?
Phil didn't hear me...or so I thought.
Me - Didn't it used to take you 30 minutes, Phil?
Phil - What are you talking about?
Me - Didn't it use to--nm.

Stupid Gate Keeper

Today, Christina, Dag, Daniel, Jean, and Kurt came to SD to play! YAY!!!

First I took them to this TIGHT AS* place on campus. Ask me about it.

We then went to Rigobertos and got soooo many pollo asado fries.

We went to Seaport Village, walked around for an hour or so.

We then went on the ferry to Coronado Island, chilled there for 10 minutes, and came back so that we could beat our 2 hour free parking with validation. As we were leaving the lot from Seaport Village, I lost my validation.

Gate keeper - The policy for not having the card results in paying the amount from 9am (when the lot opened) till now. So that will be $21.

Me - $21!! But we had validation.

Gate keeper - Do you have a receipt?

Me - No, my friend bought something and got the validation for me.

Gate keeper - Okay, then with the 2 free hours, that comes out to be $15.

Me - Ok, I'll come back and find the ticket.

The gatekeeper had to move the cars behind me back because I couldn't just stay there and block everyone from exiting as I looked for my card.

Christina and I were looking around for HOURS!!!!

JK!

I had a feeling that it must have dropped when I was in the bathroom and right when I went into the bathroom, I FOUND IT!!!!!

YES!!!

Me - See, I told you I had it.

Gate keeper - Oh, okay. Now that's $1.

Me - But I was here before the 2 hours expired.

Gate keeper - Yes, but you're 6 minutes late.

Me - Damn you, you biatch.

JK.

Then we went to Balboa Park, Phil's (where Peter met with us), and Chorus.

As I was dropping off Peter, he "reminded me indirectly" that I had to blob. Woah, I ALMOST FORGOT!!! That's how much fun I had today...!!! =)

I think I did more today than I have ever done in my life in SD.

Today was a good day.

Jean - So this is what it feels like when you have to leave to SD when we're all hanging out (in the DB area).

What The EFFF Am I Doing?

I had a dream yesterday that I was cutting off my hair but in the middle of it I realized what I was doing and stopped immediately. What does that mean?

My friend, Eunice Joo, loves interpreting dreams and looking them up...HELP EUNICE!!

dreammoods.com - To dream that you are cutting your hair, suggests that you are experiencing a loss in strength. You may feel that someone is trying to censor you. Alternatively, you may be reshaping your thinking or ambitions and eliminating unwanted thoughts/habits.

-Interesting.

mydreamvisions.com - Drastically cutting hair, such as shaving your head or cutting hair very short can represent either freedom or a loss of self-identity, femininity, masculinity, etc

-Uhhh. What the freak am I suppose to get out of this??

Susan - I think you should start or put into effect something life changing.

Janet and Lily - Maybe it has to do with Delaware.

I've been thinking about this the whole day...weird.

Susan had a dream that she went on a date with Michael Cera. Lucky. I get a bad haircut and she gets a date with him.

Oh, and Peter, you can update for me when I don't get access to the internet. Maybe tomorrow!

And thanks, Christina for reminding me to blob. And I guess you, too, Sam...even though it was through facebook...something I do not have easy access too...

First Child

I love how my dad and step mom tell me what to do.

Dad - You should talk to Andrew about what colleges to go to and what he can do with ROTC blah blah blah.

Step Mom - You should talk to Cliff about what he could do during college and after college.

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TELL JOSH?!

Dad - He's always busy playing games and going out.

GREAT! I hate always having to be the responsible/reliable child. Isn't that the responsibility of the first child???

Dad - Sang ah ya, clean Josh's bathroom.

Me - What the, why don't you tell Josh to do it.

Dad - Because if you don't do it then your (step mom) is going to do it.

Me - Appah, it's Josh's bathroom~.

Josh while on the computer (not surprising) - Who cares if it's my bathroom?
I didn't say anything.
Josh - What? You have nothing to say now? Yeah thought so.

Really? You reeeeaaaaally think I want to fight in front of appah??

So you know what I did, Josh?

I stuck your toothbrush in the toilet.

No TIME

I don't like how there's no time between the end of church and the beginning of football practice. No time to talk to everyone and you have to wait a week to talk to them again.

I miss loitering at church.

Justice

With Yoda gone, I had no one's hair to cut.

So, I decided to humiliate my other dog instead.

I have to admit that he was pretty cute with his hair.

But this fool had to be humbled.

I wonder what my dad will think..

He's so ugly now I LOVE IT! I should buy him a sweater or something. He might catch a cold.

H1N1?

I just looked at these pictures next to one another and Justice looks SO miserable in the second picture.

This is what happens if you don't do anything with your lives, my friends. You lose your hair, lose your jewelry, and sleep on wet cement.

sammmmmayiammmay....these are the first pictures I posted since your comment...bastard.

HELP!

Jeanne and I were on the freeway and saw a man pushing his car in the middle of the carpool lane.

Me - Hey, should we help him?
Jeanne - Yeah we should.
Me - Really? I should stop now then huh?
Jeanne - Yeah

So I parked on the left side of the freeway, turned on my emergency lights, and came out of the car.
Jeanne - Hey guys, get up! We have to help someone move his car!

David An and Peter Lee were so confused. One minute they were sleeping, the next they were walking on the freeway.

We were walking and walking, but couldn't find him.
The guys thought we were crazy because the guy was no where to be found!!!

Maybe he was a ghost.

I felt like a hoodlum while walking on the freeway. Like we were going to go vandalizing or something.






As we got closer to DB (DB!) we saw an African American man pushing his car on the freeway.
Me - Oh, this guy is pushing his car too. But he has other people helping.
Jeanne - But, he's heugeen...


RACIST!

RACIST JEANNE!!!
Jeanne - Hey, can you write nice things about me in your blob??
Sorry!



Jean says hi!!

Someone, Call Security

Last night, I came back to my apartment at 11:30ish to two mysterious guests!! They were NRBing in the living room with Nona Kaek (Noah and Gina) and Jeanne.

I went into my room to sleep because I had to wake up at 5am the next day for my super secret club.

It was so loud, I texted Jeanne - Hey can you lower the music. I feel bad but it's so loud. And can you not tell them I said to quiet down?

I didn't want to be a party pooper but it was really loud, and my bed is against the wall that separates my room and the living room.

Jeanne lowered the music (thank you) but they were still loud. I think Jeanne was the loudest (HAHAHHAHAH). When she explains something, she gets really into it and therefore loud. She was laughing the loudest, too (HAHHAHAHHA).

I couldn't sleep for about an hour and was about to call security on our apartment. SHADY!!!
But I didn't have their number. Poo.




AAAAAAAAAAAND yes, I decided to blob again (well, not again...I decided to continue blobbing). Christine Park was telling me something about bumps in the road...I wrote it down somewhere but I left it at home.

I thought, "If I miss another day, the first person to contact me, whether it's on facebook or this blob or text or call, wins a free meal!!" But then I thought, "If that happens, no one will send me friendly reminder texts to blob."

Thanks for reminding me to blob today, Joyce. AAAND why didn't you remind me before I missed my first blob. I'm not only talking to her, this goes for ALL OF YOU!!!! Your punishment-you are forbidden to read my blob, along with Sam.

OMGOOSH

Jeanha - I love reading your blog.
Me - OMY GOSH I FORGOT TO WRITE IN IT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The day has finally come when I missed a day of blobbing.

I'm so sad.

Jeanha JUST told me and I HAD to blob about it.



I have lost the will to blob...after today.


I don't know what I'm going to do now. Should I still contine blobbing?? If so, everyday???


Maybe I'll do every other day......

I'm really upset right now. I'll just drink my sorrows away...JK!

But seriously...I have failed you...now there is not constant in my life (any LOST fans out there?).

...=(

I really can't express how disappointed I am in myself.
You probably didn't even notice I missed a day, but I noticed...FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to blob for the rest of the week...that is my punishment.

JK I want to blob...WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Maybe my goal will be to only miss ONE day of blobbing...sigh~

I'm so sad right now.

So...sad...



and Sam Ahn - I forbid you from reading my blob.



My roommate Gina always says oh my goodness.
I started using oh my goodness instead of oh my gosh.
But one time, I said oh my gooshness (hence the title)...
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Don't Hold 'Em

...I lost 50 thousand dollars while playing poker in an hour.

Facebook POKER!

That's not me. Aaaaaaaaaand this is disgusting.

My friends (Derek and Janet) and I want to be a part of the Facebook Millionaire Club. That's not going to happen any time soon. Derek lost $100K in 10 minutes and Janet WAS a part of the Bottom of the Barrel Club. But now, I am the BBC...

My goal for now...get out of the Bottom of the Barrel Club.

Then...get back into the the 6 Figures Club.

THEN...become the president of the Millionaire Club (putting Janet back into the Bottom of the Barrel Club).

One day, Derek...One day...

heffyendd: HAHA you must be terrible

Why you little b- NONO!! Just unlucky~

Don't Make Me Flip You Off, Andrew

My middle finger got rejammed today during flag football practice.

So, I taped it to my ring finger.

But then, the flag slipped through my dumb fingers because I couldn't grasp the flag fully.

So, I took the tape off.

Then, I got a flag, but my finger turned into a rejamger.

What should I do?? Seriously, I'm asking you!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

To tape or not to tape???

Andrew's in the shower right now...I think he thinks the bathroom is soundproof. Or that the water splashing down muffles all sorts of noises...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LLLLLLLET

LLLLLLLLL

LLLLLLLLLET'S

LLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLEEEEE

LLLLET

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S

POW POW POW

RAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

I just tried looking for my xanga post about Andrew and West Virginia...but I can't find it. So, I'll retell it here.

Andrew - Isn't it (I think he was talking about a military school or something) in South Virginia?

Me - South Virginia?? Andrew, there is no South Virginia.

Andrew - Shouldn't there be a South Virginia if there's a North Virginia??

Me - OMG Andrew...There is no North Virginia either. There's a West Virginia.

Andrew - Oh, so that means there's a East Virginia.

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My New Love

I love you so much!!

This is my new favorite TV show (other than Lost and The Office).

I think I laugh or smile every minute!!!

Thank you friends for peer pressuring me into watching this show and ultimately wasting my time. But I love it!!

I Don't Know

Hi this is Cliff, Rachel's brother. She wanted me to blob for her. That is all.

So I am at Boba Time right now, and I'm "studying" with Hannah, Alex and Sarah. I'm typing on Hannah's Macintosh right now, but it's not a Pro. The N key is broken a little bit, I'm pretty sure. I had life group with Nathan, Kevin and Patrick earlier today, and we ate at Han Nam Chang. It's around 10:25 right now, and we're going to go to El Taurino at 11. Pretty stoked. I wake up everyday at 6:45A.M. to drop off Andrew at school. I either go back to sleep when I get home, but then I wake up at around 2 or 3 in the afternoon, or stay awake and not go to sleep if I have things to do, such as go to work...and that's it I think. I chose the latter today, and I pretty much regret it. So tired :(

This is Rachel and never again will I allow Cliff to update for me.

Dear God

I hope this midterm is like the previous years because if not, I am going to fail. You don't want me to fail, do you??





I would if I were you...so that I could learn my lesson and procrastinate NO MORE!!

Oh, I realized today that I am not so good with the all-nighters anymore.



Should I watch LOST now??


I still have 2 and a half hours till my midterm.
OMG I ONLY HAVE 2 AND A HALF HOURS TILL MY MIDTERM!!!













aaaaaaaaand jamgers (for you, joyce)


This blob is all over the place and unentertaining. For this, I apologize. But, I am all frazzled because of my midterm, so I get this freebie.

Jamgers

Every time...EVERY TIME I touch a football, one of my fingers gets horribly jammed.

I think I've jammed every finger (thumbs aren't fingers) except my left pinky.

A couple months ago, I jammed my right pinky while going up the two steps in my house, downstairs. I tripped on the wooden stairs and to my disappointment, my pinky wasn't strong enough to hold me up. I really don't know how I did it.

And you would think index fingers are hard to jam. They are!! But not when you have the help of a wall.



I don't know what to do. Every time I play flag football with GNC (whether it's practice or the actual tournament), I tape up my fingers because I know, I KNOW that one (or all) of them will get jammed.

But this time, I really don't need to tape up my babies because I'm on defense now and pulling flags shouldn't detrimental to my fingers. But what about those interceptions?? Are they worth the jamgers?? And if I tape up my fingers, then I might not be able to pull flags as well as I possibly can...hrmmm. What to do, what to do...



I jammed my middle finger on Sunday near the beginning of practice. It was my first time practicing for safety and I didn't want to tell anyone I jammed it because I was afraid the coaches wouldn't let me play.

Speaking of defense, I just wanted to share my FB status I posted right after football practice on Sunday (first time on defense).

Rach L Yu I'm so happy...=)

Christine Ernie Han, Paul 곰 Kim and Jay Ho Song like this.

Christina Lee so jealous.

Samuel TANK Lee hahahah this is funny.

Peter Lee porr que?

Christina Lee omgggg i HATEEEE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JERK

Rach L Yu defense!! DEFENSE!!!! FINALLYY!!!!!!

Samuel TANK Lee as a defensive player for men's..................welcome to defense rach

Rach L Yu heheheheheheheheh i was giggling on the way home from practice HAHHAHA BY MYSELF IN THE CAR!

Christina Lee the first 'i hate you' is about, YOU KNOW..jerk.

this 'i hate you' is about...i hate you because im jealous that i didnt have any reason to giggle about..

Rach L Yu HAAHAHAHHAHA

Christina Lee hahaha freakin rachel. but may i add, as long as one of us got to cross the forbidden line of scrimmage and have a different view on the field as a defense..i'm happy. i think. youre lucky.

I LOVE DEFENSE!!!!!! I kind of missed playing on offense on Sunday but I love defense so much more.

Susan asked what was so great about defense. We concluded that I like taking things away from people (legally/fairly). Intercepting/knocking down a football when the offensive girl is eyeing it and could taste it feels so good. I'm not a cruel person, I promise.


(It hurt typing this but that's how much dedication I have in entertaining you every day.)

Anonymous Beer Guy

My friend Moses turned 21 two Sundays ago. Happy belated birthday Moe!!

Moe - At 11:59pm on January 23rd at Ralphs, I was standing in line to buy a 6-pack of Guinness. The guy in front of me said it was a good choice of beer and I told him that I was buying it for my 21st birthday in a minute. He ended up buying my beer for me. I wanted to give him a hug but I gave him a handshake instead because that would have been weird. He is the anonymous beer guy. When I get older, I'm going to hang out at Ralphs at 11:59pm and wait for someone to buy his first beer.

What a sweet story.

Pass it forward.

BTW, Moe and I share the same experiences on our 21st birthday - food poisoning.
I love it.

I still have two midterms on Thursday and I'm not studying. Instead I am on Microsoft Word at my apartment, waiting to go to campus (UCSD or SDSU) to upload this blob...=( Again, it's almost 2am and I have to wake up in 3 hours.

PRO CRAS TIN ATE!

Busy week last week!!

Wednesday - I had a midterm at night so I didn't want to study for my Monday midterm.
Thursday - I had class all day and went to CCM which started later than it normally does--so no time to study.
Friday - I had class all day, went to the chiropractor, drove home at night--so no time to study.
Saturday - I went to Bear Summit during the day and Banana Bay/NRB during the night--so no time to study.
Sunday - I went to church, football practice, dinner with Dina and Hannah, and arrived at SD around 9 - 930ish (BTW, I almost forgot to take Jeanne back to SD with me. Good thing she called me)--so no time to study. Just kidding, I studied my butt off. Just kidding, I didn't. I told myself that I would stay up all night (because I was SO behind) but I ended up sleeping for a total of...OMG 7 hours.

My midterm was at 1 this afternoon and I think I got an A. =)

I'm not saying that I'm smart (because, really, I'm not).

I'm saying that I'm lucky (lucky you lucky me lucky us *jean =)).

The midterm was almost exactly the same as the previous ones. Good thing I studied those.

Don't you love it when that happens!! I wish I could happen all of the time. Actually, no. If that were the case, I wouldn't learn anything, really. And who wants to marry someone who's dumb, right Susan? Let's keep learning, everybody!!

Anyway, I love having bomb *ss short term memory because that's what gets me through most of my exams. But it sucks not having long term ones.

My friends love hearing stories of my childhood (four children in the house, something's bound to happen everyday). But my memory sucks so badly, I don't remember a lot of it. But I do remember this...

One time...dang. I thought I'd think of a story right now, but I can't. That's how much it sucks, people!!!



But let me share this. Susan, Robert, and I were done snowboarding so we went on the cattle truck that took us to the lower parking lot of Bear. As I was getting off the truck, I looked down and saw something dirty/nasty on the floor right next to my boot. I picked it up because it was just too hard to resist. Turns out it was a 20 dollar bill. HEHEHE. It was so freaken dirty/wet/worn out that Susan and Robert made fun of me for picking it up. But hey, money's money, right? AM I RIGHT?!

FREE DELICIOUS J.J. BAKERY MOCHI FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!
We actually used the nasty $20 to buy the mochi. But before we used it, I air dried it and Susan moisturized it with lotion.
Me - Would you ever accept this if I used it at your store?
Susan - No, I would ask if they had any thing else. If they didn't, I'd ask if they had a card. If not, then I'd call my boss.
It was that bad, MFs (my friends).


(Susan got me one for my birthday. "Just touch it. No, no. Not with your fingers...with your lips.")

I have 2 midterms this Thursday...I should start studying now...