New Garden

We were in the car on the way to New Garden (Chinese restaurant).

Cliff - Hahahahhahaa. Hey Josh, you know what Rachel said?

Josh - What?

Me - Don't tell him.

Silence...

Josh - Tell me.

Me (whispering) - If you tell him I'm going to punch you.

Cliff - Never mind.

Josh - Tell me.

Cliff - No, Rachel's going to punch me.

Josh - If you don't tell me I'll punch you harder.

Cliff - Appah, they're going to beat me up.

Dad - Then punch them.

Josh kept bugging the shiz out of Cliff.

Cliff - Appah, help me.

Dad - Punch him

Cliff - You punch him.

Cliff still didn't say anything.

But Josh was still bugging him.

Cliff - Appah, do something.

Dad - Shoot him.

Josh started ticking Cliff.

Josh - Are you ticklish?

Cliff - No.

Josh - Then why are you blocking me?

Cliff - I meant "No, I'm not going to tell you."

Ahh, my loyal servant.

Dad - Oh, tickle him.

Cliff - No, he's going to kill me.

At New Garden.

I told my dad about the chiropractor and how much it was.

Dad - Show them you are military and then they will give you discount.

Me - Appah, they won't. Plus, they're Asian so they really won't.

Dad - Yes, it works.

Me - Appah, you want me to ask for a military discount here?! (BTW, Alice and Georgia Mike sat right behind me)

Dad - Yes, you go ask them.

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Then I told him that my Chiropractor and his wife bought Jeanne (her chiropractor, also) a present for her birthday last Friday.

Dad - Oh, you tell them that it's your birthday AND show them your military ID and then it will be free.

Me - Oh my, appah.

Dad - If I go to the hospital, I'll tell---Oh read this.

Me - Oh my.

Dad - Read it out loud.
This was pinned to his leather vest. Geez.

Dad - When I go to the hospital, I'll tell them "I am a eagle scout dad AND military dad." They will pay me instead of charge.

Good times with my dad and Cliff.