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Me - Hey, why didn't you come today?

Person - I didn't want to. *steps into the kitchen*

Me - Why didn't you tell me you weren't coming (earlier, I texted him to text me if he was coming or not)?

This person stays in the kitchen, does his sh*t, walks out the other side of the kitchen, still silent. OMG. I knew he heard me too because the house is freaken silent right now. I wait like 20 good seconds and I had to bite my lip to prevent myself from I DON'T EVEN KNOW. This person eventually goes on the computer with his back toward me.

Me - Well?

Person - I don't know (still with his back toward me).

Are you effin' kidding me right now?

I'm glad I'm going to Delaware.