At midnight, I am going to be a part of the security forces at my dad's church. I'm ready to pwn some burglars. I wish I had a gun to shoot them. Or a health pack to give Andrew since he's kind of sick. He's going to slow down the team. But in order to win more points, he has to survive till the end.
(On the way home from L4D, I imagined someone trying to rob the church and putting him in a choke hold. I think I can do it. I mean, I practiced combatives in Alabama when I went for leadership training. Should be the same right?? And even though I haven't done it in a long time [2 years ago] my muscle memory will kick in, no? Am I doomed??)
Andrew doesn't want to go because he's being a little cat.
Me - Appah, tell him to go.
Dad - He's sick.
Me - No, he's not.
Dad - Andrew!
Andrew - *cough*
Andrew - *cough*
STUPIDD!!!!!!
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05 August 2010 12:08AM
Turns out my dad doesn't need us. After my dad signed up on Sunday, two more people signed up to protect the church. I was ready to kick some ask, though.
Right when we got there I asked my dad if anyone was coming at 3.
Dad - Yeah, crooks.
Me - No, appah. I mean is someone coming to help out after 3am?
Dad - OOoh, yeah they come.
I thought it was funny how he used "crooks."
When we got home, Andrew said I wasted his time. WhatEVER!!
Anyway, it was really nice visiting my Dad's church. It'd be awesome if we could all go to the same church. But because all Korean ahjumahs and ahjushees talk and spread rumors, we're not. You Korean bastards!!! I mean brothers and sisters in Christ...
Oh, and my dad wanted to eat Saigon AGAIN tonight but he ended up going to another pho restaurant w/ Andrew and Josh (who's Josh? He's my brother).
WHY DO ALL YOUR BLOBS MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD AT WORK... it's so embarassing
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