A sweeeeeet spot was about to open up, but as the red Hyundai was reversing out, his trunk popped open. As he was driving away, I started honking, "YOUR TRUNK, FOOL!"
He kept driving and good Samaritanly, I followed his car 0.04 miles and kept honking, "YO...I SAID YOUR TRUNK IS OPEN, N---A!" He finally stopped in front of Starbucks, got out of his car, and waved at me. "Hi!" Just kidding. "Thank you!"
I was about to reverse and roll up into the VIP parking when a stupid white Benz jacked me.
Why, oh why did I do what I did?! I guess I am a good person at heart. If you disagree then please email me at rachlsyu@gmail.com. Uhmm...you can email me if you're bored, too!
Hi Julie! There are no hidden sentences in this post! Or are there?!
hahaha rach i am coling (chuckling out louding) at a pc bang right now because your donut post. hahahaha
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