Who's the Blobby Trapper?

I went to the base gym after work today and guess what happened...I washed my hands in the locker room! Yay yay yay!! As I was washing my hands, I tapped on the soap dispenser and it

broke..........................I caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't believe it broke. I don't even know how it broke. I guess I'm just THAT strong, huh? Or maybe someone is pulling a joke on me... jk

Anyway, I couldn't leave the soap dispenser alone because everytime I removed my hand, the gray part detached itself from the container and blobs of soap would come streaming out. I thought I would be able to push the container up through the metal frame but the gray part would get caught and it would have been useless. Then, I thought about letting all the soap drip out but more than 2/3 of the dispenser was full. -___- I was stuck...

It was about...6 minutes until someone FINALLY came in the locker room. It was an older white lady. She set her stuff down on the bench and rushed out to get help. What a sweet old overweight lady. This is what I get for washing my hands after going pee..and going to the gym. I'm never doing that again...