Example, Please

The other day I was at Walmart with Ben, Cliff, and Andrew (I thought your brother's name was Josh, not Ben. It is. Ben's my dad).

My dad went back to the car while Cliff, Andrew, and I were waiting in line to pay for our cheap stuff.

In front of Walmart, there are 10 large green poles, one foot thick, protruding up from the ground (Do you know what I'm talking about? The poles at the Walmart on Gale?).

While walking outside...

Me - Hey, Andrew. Can you jump over that?

Andrew - I think so. Can I have a running start?

Me - Yeah, do it.

Andrew ran for the pole and failed.

Me - Do it again. Run faster.

Cliff - Yeah, you have to run faster, Andrew.

Andrew - Alright, alright.

Failed again. Whatever. It was freaken tall. Taller than me.

We got to the car and headed back home. This entailed driving pass the green poles. There were three little Mexican kids playing with the poles. UH OH!! The 5 and 7 year old boys were trying to lift their 1 year old baby sister to the top of the green pole. OMAGAAH!

We're such bad examples...Hopefully that baby wasn't hurt.