Will Smith in SD!!

So there's this guy going around and apparently he's a popular white guy. He's talking to all these dudes. About what?? How to get girls. This guy behind me is asking him how to get out of the friend zone. I don't want to look back but he's asian FASHO!! This guy is the new Hitch in UCSD. But this Hitch sounds like a total surfer...

These are only bits and pieces of what I got. He whispered half the time. I wonder why...

"Don't show her that you're interested but still be funny and stuff. You're fun, you're good looking, you've got a good smile."

"Have the F'n confidence."
"Dude, I'm doing exactly what you're saying"
"Well then what happened? Do you have her number?"
"Yes, I have her number."
"Then just wait a couple of days and call her."
"No, I can't do that."



So I just looked back and this white guy is tooooo cocky for how he looks. In other words...he's ugly.

"Pretend you're at an interview. Like you're talking to a little girl."

"You're posture, the way you talk. You take care of yourself, man. That's important. You're going to have money after college."





Dude. There's this guy from Europe or something and he asked to borrow Hitch's phone. When he gave it back he asked, "How much do I pay?"
"Are you freaken kidding me. It's free."
"No, please. How much do I pay?"
"Dude, just shake my hand. Welcome to America."

I guess he's nice inside. Horny...but nice.


Ah....Got to go to class. Bye bye!!