Don't Make Me Flip You Off, Andrew

My middle finger got rejammed today during flag football practice.

So, I taped it to my ring finger.

But then, the flag slipped through my dumb fingers because I couldn't grasp the flag fully.

So, I took the tape off.

Then, I got a flag, but my finger turned into a rejamger.

What should I do?? Seriously, I'm asking you!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

To tape or not to tape???

Andrew's in the shower right now...I think he thinks the bathroom is soundproof. Or that the water splashing down muffles all sorts of noises...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LLLLLLLET

LLLLLLLLL

LLLLLLLLLET'S

LLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLEEEEE

LLLLET

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S

POW POW POW

RAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

I just tried looking for my xanga post about Andrew and West Virginia...but I can't find it. So, I'll retell it here.

Andrew - Isn't it (I think he was talking about a military school or something) in South Virginia?

Me - South Virginia?? Andrew, there is no South Virginia.

Andrew - Shouldn't there be a South Virginia if there's a North Virginia??

Me - OMG Andrew...There is no North Virginia either. There's a West Virginia.

Andrew - Oh, so that means there's a East Virginia.

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